Robinson
Robinson, Texas: Living Life on the Edge (of a Pothole)
Welcome to Robinson. We’re a town with strong opinions, a legendary football team, and an infrastructure that’s doing its absolute best to keep up.
If you live here, you know the drill:
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Rivalry is Life. You might hear talk of other towns, but let's be real: Friday night football for the Robinson Rockets is the only thing that matters. We live for the fight, the glory, and the inevitable bragging rights, even if we have to drive down a questionable road to get to the game.
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The Three Major Debates: There are three constant, recurring topics on social media that demand your attention:
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The Water Bill: Did they run the decimal in the wrong direction this month?
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The Pothole Crisis: Your car needs an alignment just driving to Brookshire's. This isn't a road; it's an obstacle course.
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Fast Food Fiasco: Did your drive-thru order at McDonald's or Dairy Queen meet expectations? The answer is always a resounding "No," followed by a 50-comment thread on the neighborhood page.
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Pick-Up Line Mayhem: If you want to see true chaos, just show up for school pick-up. Everyone knows the correct way to line up, and yet, no one follows it. It's an unspoken, aggressive traffic study.
This is the grit. This is the drama. This is the Reckless Grit of Robinson.
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